The other day I came across a bizarre invention, care of the Courier-Mail news website. I can assure you that it’s something that will never stock on AAB, ever.

Not only is it a cage for a baby – it’s a cage for a baby THAT YOU HANG OUT OF YOUR APARTMENT WINDOW! Via a suspiciously flimsy frame, I might add.

Now, Michael Jackson and Steve Irwin may have thought it a great idea but we’re suss about both its safety and its comfort. I really hope there’s a piece for plywood between the blanket and the wire mesh. In addition to the safety net, that is.

Just what was this inventor thinking???

You can see a couple more baby-related inventions that we promise we’ll never stock among the photos in this gallery.  Or let us know what you think about this all natural all-in-one with matching melon hat.

Stay safe

Kate